*My husband is now hard of hearing–or so he tells me, but I keep asking important questions anyway, and he still loves me.
What did I lay my glasses on?
Can you tell who sings this song?
Dear, do I look fat in this?
Do you remember our first kiss?
Have you seen my purse today?
Shall we move or shall we stay?
Whatcha doin’ on your computer?
Which dress do you think is cuter?
What if we two hadn’t met?
Would you have been married yet?
What’s the temperature outside?
How do you spell “Naugahyde”?
Who starred in the Wrath of Kahn?
Shall I call my brother John?
Do you have some cash on you?
Do you think I’ve caught the flu?
Did you bring me back a prize?
Am I heavy for me size?
Are you still happy we two wed?
Have you heard a word I’ve said?