There once was a vain man named Trump
“The Closer”–called out on the stump.
But could he repeal ‘bamacare?
Nope, the votes just weren’t there
and his nickname’ s been changed to “The Frump”!
There was a House Speaker, Paul Ryan
Repeal and replace he was tryin’
But his preen was all show
Cause his teammates cried, “No!”
By himself, in the dark, he hid cryin’!
He liked his mystique, did D. Trump.
At a chance to be greater, he’d jump.
But the Obamacare law
He just couldn’t withdraw,
And he now is a national chump!
You’re such a loser, Paul Ryan
Your plan for healthcare no one’s buyin’
It was cold and as cruel
as a frozen toadstool
Politically, you might be fryin’!
Have you heard of the man, Donald Trump?
On a platter you’ll find his fried rump.
Congress he tried to sway
To play healthcare his way
On his advice they took a big dump!
Ryan and Trump surly stink as a team
Healthcare is their impossible dream
They vowed repeal and replace–
Their political ace–
It was ripped asunder at the seam.